(But We Love You Too, Whiskers)
From the Poop Pros at Scoop Masters – Serving Dog People Since the Dawn of Droppings
At Scoop Masters, we’ve been knee-deep in the dog world since 1988. That’s right—we’re the OGs of poop scooping, the elite force in turd termination, the Jedi Knights of the dog doo cleanup galaxy. And after more than 35 years of scooping, sniffing, and solving your backyard biohazards, we’ve come to a bold but honest conclusion:
Dogs are better than cats.
Now hold your pitchforks, cat lovers. We adore felines too. Some of our best employees live with cats. We even have a “Bring Your Cat to Zoom” day (just once, because they knocked over three monitors and someone got scratched). But truth be told, if we had a nickel for every time a dog wagged its tail at us while we cleaned up its “presents,” we’d have enough to fund a poop-powered spaceship.
So here are 7 funny-but-true reasons why dogs reign supreme, along with 3 ways cats kinda win too—because we’re classy like that.
🐾 1. Dogs Genuinely Care About You (And Your Opinion)
Dogs actually listen. Tell a dog “sit,” and if you’ve put in even minimal training (or are holding a slice of cheese), they’ll do it. Tell a cat “no,” and they’ll stare into your soul while pushing your favorite mug off the table.
Dogs love structure, training, and pleasing their humans. Cats? Cats take messages and might get back to you if it fits into their nap schedule.
🐾 2. Dogs Make You Move Your Butt
Dogs force you to exercise, and not just your vocal cords yelling “Don’t eat that!” or “Don’t pee there!” Whether it’s a brisk walk, a game of fetch, or a squirrel-chasing sprint that results in you apologizing to your neighbor (again), dogs keep you active. Meanwhile, cats lie motionless for 23 hours a day, only getting up to knock over your water glass at 2 a.m.
If we got paid for every dog-walk-induced calorie burned, we’d be in better shape than your local gym owner.
🐾 3. Dogs Announce Themselves—Loudly and Proudly
You always know where your dog is. Whether it’s the thump-thump-thump of their tail against the wall or the full-volume bark alerting you that the mailman dared to approach your domain, dogs make themselves known.
Cats? Silent assassins. One moment they’re nowhere, the next they’re sitting on your chest at midnight like a demon straight out of folklore.
🐾 4. Dogs Clean Up Some of Their Own Messes
Okay, yes, they still leave landmines all over your yard (thanks for the business, by the way). But many dogs will at least try to “hide” their evidence or give you the guilty look that says, “I’m sorry, I love you, but also that bush looked very diggable.”
Cats use litter boxes, yes. But they also track that sandy stuff everywhere. And cleaning a litter box? Whew. If you’ve ever had a cat with a strong opinion about litter quality, you know the struggle.
🐾 5. Dogs Don’t Judge Your Life Choices
Cry into your popcorn during a rom-com? Dog will snuggle you. Eat a third dinner? Dog’s thrilled to help with the cleanup. Still in pajamas at 4 p.m.? Dog’s ready for a nap too.
Cats? One judgmental look and you’re questioning every decision since 2009.
🐾 6. Dogs Are Always Down for a Road Trip
“Wanna go for a ride?” — the five magic words that make every dog’s tail go into overdrive. Dogs are your enthusiastic, drooly copilots, thrilled to ride shotgun whether you’re heading to the park or the vet.
Cats would rather stage a coup than get in a car. Most act like the carrier is a medieval torture chamber.
🐾 7. Dogs Take Up ALL the Space—and It’s Adorable (Sort Of)
Dogs are experts at taking up three times their body mass on your couch or bed. A 12-pound terrier will sprawl like a fainting Victorian lady. A Great Dane? Congrats, your bed is now a dog bed with a human corner.
But hey—at least they want to be near you. Cats will sleep right on your keyboard, your face, or your tax documents, but never where you actually invited them.
But Let’s Be Fair: 3 Ways Cats Might Just Be Better
Because at Scoop Masters, we’re fair and balanced (and allergic to internet drama), we’ll admit that cats have a few wins in the column too. I always say I love kittens, but I only like cats. Of course, I’m only joking. I love all pets. And how can you not love this image of the kitten above?
🐱 1. Cats Are Low-Maintenance Roommates
No walking, no barking, no bath-time chaos. Cats practically take care of themselves. And their poop? Contained, consistent, and rarely ends up on your shoe. Our job would be a lot less exciting if we were the Cat Waste Crew.
🐱 2. Cats Keep Pests in Check
Got mice? Not for long. Cats are nature’s built-in exterminators. Sure, they might gift you a decapitated “present,” but that’s just feline love. It’s gross. But sweet. Sort of.
🐱 3. Cats Don’t Take Up the Entire Couch
Want to stretch out after a long day? Cats curl into a loaf. Dogs? Flop. Sprawl. Dig at the cushions like they’re hiding treasure. Your couch becomes a battlefield of space negotiation.
Final Scoop: Dogs Rule, Cats Drool (Maybe Literally)
Look, we love all pets. We’re in the business of cleaning up after them, after all. Cats are classy, clever, and sometimes cuddly (on their terms). But dogs? Dogs are loyal, joyful, slightly goofy love-muffins who make the world better—and messier.
And here at Scoop Masters, we wouldn’t have it any other way.
So give your pup a belly rub from us, thank your cat for letting you live in their house, and if you ever step in something you shouldn’t have—we’ve got your back (and your backyard). My favorite quote? “Dogs have masters, cats have staff.” That’s you, if you’re a cat (owner?)
Need poop patrol for your own furry overlord? Contact Scoop Masters today.
With locations in Los Angeles, Ventura, Dallas, Austin and Nashville, Scoop Masters pet waste removal helps dog owners enjoy their yard again. Since 1988, we’ve been enforcing the “no flies” zone in backyards, patios and dog runs by keeping them dog poop free. We also offer a sanitizing service to help get rid of the smell on rocks, concrete and artificial turf. Contact us for a free quote. Follow us on Facebook and Twitter/X. If your dog can poop it, we can scoop it!